kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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"You think I am insane.." she whispered.
“I think you’ve been alone for too long” he said.

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heirofspacecore:

A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today.
“Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk
But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

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eremiel-fallen-angel:

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

your sister sounds pleasant 

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Anonymous: i'm half paki/half indian and I love both my countries equally,Pakistani's and indians belong to the same ethnic group but they have been divided by politically drawn borders :(

youwinoryoudiethatswhatpeopledo:

elen-sila-lumenn:

thescienceofjohnlock:

corinnestark:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur







the best thing I have ever seen.

Oh, this is beautiful

Bichar gaya har saathi de kar pal do pal ka saath, 

Kisko fursaat hai jo thaame deewano ka haath.. 

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

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